Thursday, May 18, 2006

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Benefits for Athletes
Benefits for Athletes Sore knees, elbows and hips are routine for athletes. Even young athletes may be slowly wearing out their cartilage by the constant pounding of the knees and other joints. This accelerated destruction of cartilage may hinder optimal athletic performance or show itself later in the athlete’s life as serious joint pain.

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This gradual destruction of cartilage also happens with age. However, this destruction can be slowed and even reversed by bathing the joints with the nutrients found in NuFlex.

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Did you know that cartilage in your knees is slowly wearing down? It’s a fact of life that as we get older our joints wear out. If you’re a current or ex-athlete this process dramatically speeds up. The result is severe joint pain, such as sore knees and aching hips.

The good news is that there’s something you can do about it.

Most products in the nutrition industry don’t live up to their hype. Products are usually “tall” on promises but “short” on results. It is rare that I get too excited about an ingredient.

Glucosamine has been the exception. The nutrient is derived from the shells of ocean shrimp. It’s the basic building block of larger molecules in cartilage. Many studies show it stimulates cartilage cells to make proteoglycans and collagen the basic blocks of cartilage.

Dr. Jason Theodosakis first recommended glucosamine for the treatment of osteoarthritis, (OA) in his book, The Arthritis Cure. Osteoarthritis is the progressive loss of cartilage leading to pain, and loss of joint function often leading to severe disability.

While many seniors and baby boomers are using glucosamine for osteoarthritis, a growing number of people are taking it to help preserve healthy joints. Athletes can slowly wear down their cartilage by the constant pounding of their knees and other joints. Football, running, wrestling, and basketball are just a few of the sports in which the knee is subject to repeated minor injuries.

This accelerated destruction of cartilage may hinder athletic performance or show up later in life as serious joint pain.

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Friday, May 12, 2006

Attitude Is Everything!!!

ATTITUDE

There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

"Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today."? So she did and she had a wonderful day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.

"H-M-M, " she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today."? So she did and she had a grand day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.

"Well," she said, "Today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head.

"YEAH!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"

Attitude is everything.

Have a Good Day!

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."


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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

It's In The News---Fish Oil

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Friday, May 05, 2006

Did You Know Today is Special????

Most people don't know that back in 1912. Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York This would have been the largest single shipment delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery; were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning,which they still observe to this day.



The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as "Sinko de Mayo

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Thursday, May 04, 2006

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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Bird FLU/ We have the Perfect Product

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WASHINGTON - The government forecasts massive disruptions if bird flu or some other super-strain of influenza arises, with as much as 40 percent of the national work force off the job, but it doesn't foresee closing U.S. borders to fight the spread, according to a draft of the national response plan obtained Monday by The Associated Press.

An outbreak could lead the government to limit international flights, quarantine exposed travelers and otherwise restrict movement in and around the country.

But a complete shutdown of the border would not be likely, nor would it do more than slow the pandemic's spread by a few weeks, according to the plan that is being finalized by Bush administration officials for release Wednesday at the White House.



"While we will consider all options to limit the spread of a pandemic virus, we recognize complete border closure would be difficult to enforce, present foreign affairs complications and have significant negative social and economic consequences," the 228-page draft report says.

Pandemics can strike when the easy-to-mutate influenza virus shifts to a strain that people have never experienced, something that has happened three times in the past century. The government is preparing for a worst-case scenario of up to 2 million deaths in the United States.

It's impossible to predict when the next pandemic will strike, or how great its toll might be. But concern is rising that the Asian bird flu, called the H5N1 strain, might lead to one if it eventually starts spreading easily from person to person.

So far, H5N1 has struck more than 200 people since 2003, killing about half of them. Virtually all the victims caught it from close contact with infected poultry or droppings.

The plan says preparedness for a pandemic could take years, and so significant steps must be taken immediately across all levels of government and the private sector to protect national security, the economy and the basic functioning of society.

The report aims to energize the private sector, noting that 85 percent of the systems that are vital to society, such as food production, medicine and financial services, are privately run.

Q&A: Bird flu

AFP - Getty Images
• Facts not fears
Questions and answers about avian influenza


"While a pandemic will not damage power lines, banks or computer networks, it has the potential ultimately to threaten all critical infrastructure by its impact on an organization's human resources by removing essential personnel from the workplace for weeks or months," the report says.

Telecommuting urged
Not only would sick workers stay home, but so would anyone who caring for ill family members, under quarantine because of possible exposure to the flu or taking care of children when schools shut down. The same could go for anyone who simply feels safer at home.

Included in the report's advice for employers: Have workers remain at least three feet apart or otherwise limit face-to-face contact to limit the flu's spread, including by working from home or substituting teleconferences for office meetings.

The report envisions possible breakdowns in public order and says governors might deploy National Guard troops or request federal troops to maintain order.

Last fall, President Bush announced a $7.1 billion strategy to fight the next flu pandemic, focusing largely on public health preparations — including plans to stockpile enough bird flu vaccine for 20 million people and anti-flu drugs for 81 million. So far, the stockpile contains enough vaccine for 4 million people and medication for 5 million.

This new report is Step 2, outlining how every branch of government would have to work together with federal health officials to try to contain a pandemic and minimize its damage to the economy and society. By early next month, government agencies are to release the specific steps they plan.

The report attempts to settle any turf battle within the administration, saying the Department of Health and Human Services would lead the government's interagency response effort and the Department of Homeland Security would have a secondary role to assist with the health response and non-medical support.

If a pandemic begins abroad, federal health officials are guaranteed to take certain initial steps, such as screening travelers arriving from affected areas and putting the possibly infected into quarantine. Ship and plane captains already are required to report certain on-board illnesses upon arrival, but crews would be trained to take such steps as putting a surgical mask on a coughing traveler.

Delaying the inevitable
With no border restrictions, pandemic influenza would arrive in the United States within two months of an outbreak abroad, the document estimates. But models of influenza's spread suggest that sealing the U.S. border would not only be impractical — 1.1 million people cross the nation's 317 official ports of entry daily — but it would only delay the inevitable by a few weeks, it says.

Domestically, Americans take an average of 1.1 billion trips a day — four for every person.

INTERACTIVE




The new document promises that the Bush administration will create a "toolkit" of options to help mayors, governors and transportation officials decide what, if any, restrictions on that travel would be appropriate at different stages of a pandemic. It calls mandatory quarantine a last resort, and urges planners to consider, for example, that closing a community would sever it from the delivery of groceries and other essential goods.

The military could be activated to enforce travel restrictions and deliver vaccines and medicines, the report says.

Colleges should consider whether dormitories could be used to house or quarantine the sick, and establish mandatory sick-leave policies for anyone exposed to the flu.

Repeatedly, the report stresses that government must provide accurate and timely information to citizens, who could either help or hinder flu's spread through their own actions.

"The collective response of 300 million Americans will significantly influence the shape of the pandemic and its medical, social and economic outcomes," the report says. "Institutions in danger of becoming overwhelmed will rely on the voluntarism and sense of civic and humanitarian duty of ordinary Americans."

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Sunday, April 30, 2006

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Saturday, April 29, 2006

This Land is Your Land, This Land is My Land, NOT NOW

Tell US Forest Service our National Forests Are Not For Sale
The Bush administration’s FY 2007 budget request includes a proposal to sell up to 300,000 acres of National Forest land and use the revenues to phase out funding for rural schools over the next 5 years. While funding of rural schools is something we support, paying for it by selling off precious natural resources is misguided.

Such a land disposal plan has, as conservationist Aldo Leopold wrote in 1949, “the same desperate finality as having to chop up the furniture to keep warm." The land sale proposal would require Congress to adopt special legislation because the Forest Service currently has very limited legal authority to sell National Forest land.

Locking out the Public

If the legislation passes, it would eliminate virtually all formal opportunity for the public to comment on or object to proposed land sales, short of going to court. The sales would be exempt from environmental reviews unless there are “extraordinary circumstances” such as impacts on endangered species habitat.

Special Areas Could be Sold and Developed

Lands that are currently protected through forest management plans and regulations -- such as Inventoried Roadless Areas, old-growth forest reserves, riparian areas, streams, lakes, wetlands, campgrounds, big-game winter range, and endangered species habitats -- could be considered for sale.

Moreover, a purchaser of the land would be free to develop the land in whatever ways are allowed by local zoning and land use laws that apply to any private lands. Potentially that could include housing subdivisions, strip malls, gravel pits, and parking lots, as well as new mansions and driveways perched on scenic real estate.

Opposition Growing

Many Senators and Congressmen already have vowed to stop this legislation. Governors have spoken out against the idea and urged their Congressional delegations to take action. State legislatures in Colorado and Idaho, as well as counties all over the nation, have passed resolutions opposing it.

The newest voices in the chorus of opposition to this proposal are the four former Chiefs of the Forest Service who wrote a letter to current Chief Dale Bosworth urging him to abandon the misguided plan.

What you Can Do – Tell the Forest Service your forests are Not for Sale

You can take action immediately from the previous page. Or, for maximum effect, send your own letter directly to the Forest Service:

USDA Forest Service
SRS Comments, Lands 4S
1400 Independence Ave., SW, Mailstop 1124,
Washington, DC, 20250-0003.
Fax: 202-205-1604
Email: SRS_Land_Sales@fs.fed.us

For More Information

Fact sheet on the land sale
Facts about the BLM’s proposed land sale
Letter from four former Chiefs of the Forest Service to current Chief Dale Bosworth
Forest Service website with details on the proposal

WE ALL BETTER DO SOMETHING NOW, EMAIL AND TELL THEM NO!

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Friday, April 28, 2006

Did You Miss Me???

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This makes a lot of sense ~ read to the end!!!


A man eats two eggs each morning for breakfast. When he goes to the grocery
store he pays .60 cents a dozen. Since a dozen eggs won't last a week he
normally buys two dozen at a time.


One day while buying eggs he notices that the price has risen to 72 cents.
The next time he buys groceries, eggs are .76 cents a dozen. When asked to
explain the price of eggs the store owner says, "the price has gone up and I
have to raise my price accordingly".


This store buys 100 dozen eggs a day. I checked around for a better price
and all the distributors have raised their prices. The distributors have
begun to buy from the huge egg farms. The small egg farms have been driven
out of business.


The huge egg farms sells 100,000 dozen eggs a day to distributors. With no
competition, they can set the price as they see fit. The distributors then
have to raise their prices to the grocery stores. And on and on and on. As
the man kept buying eggs the price kept going up. He saw the big egg trucks
delivering 100 dozen eggs each day. Nothing changed there.


He checked out the huge egg farms and found they were selling 100,000 dozen
eggs to the distributors daily. Nothing had changed but the price of eggs.
Then week before Thanksgiving the price of eggs shot up to $1.00 a dozen.
Again he asked the grocery owner why and was told, "cakes and baking for the
holiday". The huge egg farmers know there will be a lot of baking going on
and more eggs will be used. Hence, the price of eggs goes up. Expect the
same thing at Christmas and other times when family cooking, baking,
etc.happen.


This pattern continues until the price of eggs is 2.00 a dozen. The man
says,"there must be something we can do about the price of eggs".
He starts talking to all the people in his town and they decide to stop
buying eggs. This didn't work because everyone needed eggs. Finally, the man
suggested only buying what you need.

He ate 2 eggs a day. On the way
home from work he would stop at the grocery and buy two eggs. Everyone in
town started buying 2 or 3 eggs a day.


The grocery store owner began complaining that he had too many eggs in his
cooler. He told the distributor that he didn't need any eggs. Maybe wouldn't
need any all week.


The distributor had eggs piling up at his warehouse. He told the huge egg
farms that he didn't have any room for eggs would not need any for at least
two weeks.


At the egg farm, the chickens just kept on laying eggs.
To relieve the pressure, the huge egg farm told the distributor that they
could buy the eggs at a lower price. The distributor said, " I don't have
the room for the eggs even if they were free".


The distributor told the grocery store owner that he would lower the price
of the eggs if the store would start buying again. The grocery store owner
said, "I don't have room for more eggs. The customers are only b uy 2 or 3
eggs at a time". "Now if you were to drop the price of eggs back down to the
original price, the customers would start buying by the dozen again".


The distributors sent that proposal to the huge egg farmers. They liked the
price they were getting for their eggs but, them chickens just kept on
laying.


Finally, the egg farmers lowered the price of their eggs But only a few
cents. The customers still bought 2 or 3 eggs at a time. They said, "when
the price of eggs gets down to where it was before, we will start buying by
the dozen."


Slowly the price of eggs started dropping. The distributors had to slash
their prices to make room for the eggs coming from the egg farmers. The egg
farmers cut their prices because the distributors wouldn't buy at a higher
price than they were selling eggs for.


Anyway, they had full warehouses and wouldn't need eggs for quite a while.
And them chickens kept on laying.


Eventually, the egg fa rmers cut their prices because they were throwing
away eggs they couldn't sell. The distributors started buying again because
the eggs were priced to where the stores could afford to sell them at the
lower price.


And the customers starting buying by the dozen again.
Now, transpose this analogy to the gasoline industry.


What if everyone only bought $10.00 worth of gas each time they pulled to
the pump. The dealers tanks would stay semi full all the time. The dealers
wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the huge tank farms. The tank
farms wouldn't have room for the gas coming from the refining plants. And
the refining plants wouldn't have room for the oil being off loaded from the
huge tankers coming from the Middle East.


Just $10.00 each time you buy gas. Don't fill it up. You may have to stop
for gas twice a week but, the price should come down.
Think about it.


As an added note...When I buy $10.00 worth of gas,that leaves my tank a
little under half full. The way prices are jumping around, you can buy gas
for $2.65 a gallon and then the next morning it can be $2.15. If you have
your tank full of $2.65 gas you don't have room for the $2.15 gas. You might
not understand the economics of only buying two eggs at a time but, you
can't buy cheaper gas if your tank is full of the high priced stuff.


Also, don't buy anything else at the gas station, don't give them any more
of your hard earned money than what you spend on gas, until the prices come
down..

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

A Great Dog Story

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A GREAT (True) DOG STORY
Anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it even if you don't and you may even decide you need one.
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Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named 'Lucky.' Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy.

Inevitably, someone would forget and something would come up missing. Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement and there the treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's other favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay in the box.

It happened that Mary found out she had breast cancer. Something told her she was going to die of this disease....in fact, she was just sure it was fatal. She sheduled the double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders.

The night before she was to go to the hospital she cuddled with Lucky. A thought struck her...what would happen to Lucky? Although the three-year-old dog liked Jim, he was Mary's dog through and through. If I die, Lucky will be abandoned, Mary thought. He won't understand that I didn't want to leave him. The thought made her sadder than thinking of her own death.

The double mastectomy was harder on Mary than her doctors had anticipated and Mary was hospitalized for over two weeks. Jim took Lucky for his evening walk faithfully, but the little dog just drooped, whining and miserable.

Finally the day came for Mary to leave the hospital. When she arrived home, Mary was so exhausted she couldn't even make it up the steps to her bedroom. Jim made his wife comfortable on the couch and left her to nap.

Lucky stood watching Mary but he didn't come to her when she called. It made Mary sad but sleep soon overcame her and she dozed.

Later, when Mary woke for a second she couldn't understand what was wrong. She couldn't move her head and her body felt heavy and hot. But panic soon gave way to laughter when Mary realized the problem. She was covered, literally blanketed, with every treasure Lucky owned! While she had slept, the sorrowing dog had made trip after trip to the basement bringing his beloved mistress all his favorite things in life. He had covered her with his love.

Mary forgot about dying. Instead she and Lucky began living again, walking further and further together every day.

It's been 12 years now and Mary is still cancer-free. Lucky? He still steals treasures and stashes them in his toy box but Mary remains his greatest treasure.

Remember....live every day to the fullest. Each minute is a blessing from God. And never forget....the people who make a difference in our lives are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care for us.

Especially the four-legged ones!

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Headed to Mexico??

Had to pass this along!!


MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO


David M. Bresnahan
April 1, 2006
NewsWithViews.com

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I

would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border

from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know

you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration

quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do

here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on

my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,

whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag

pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access

to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort

to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from

Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers

speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my

car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any

complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and

don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and

never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on

the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things

for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres.

Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting

with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.



Sincerely,

David M. Bresnahan

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business owner. David has been a prominent writer for many Internet

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Monday, April 10, 2006

Dog fight at the Good Sam's House

I have to say that when it comes to animals, I am a sucker!! Over the weekend I had a couple of runaways come to my house!! Both being what seemed to be under a year old, very loveable and friendly. Of course the first words out of my husbands mouth "don't get any ideas, they are not staying." Well we have a little pound puppy, she is 9!!! Very much my baby and not a lover of other female dogs!! I wasn't paying any attention and all of a sudden both of the pups tore into my little girl. I was horrified, I started pulling them off her and they just kept coming at her, she was terrified by the time my husband got out to help me. I got her in the house and looked her over real good, didn't find any holes just a cut on her mouth but she is just not herself. She just keeps looking at me like I am to blame for her sore body, which I am, I would never let anyone or anything hurt her. Being the good samaritian isn't going to be on my list from now on!! I think she may be traumatized??? And I know I am!! Anyone who is a animal person will know how I am feeling!!!

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Friday, April 07, 2006

Governments Billion's $$

> Here's something thought provoking -
>
> The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual
> manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax
money.
>
> A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising
agency did a
> good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its
releases.
>
> a.. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
>
> b.. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
>
> c.. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
>
> d.. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
>
> e.. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate
our government is spending it.
>
> While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New
Orleans - It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division
............
>
> Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress
for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans .
>
> Interesting number, what does it mean?
>
> Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man,
woman, child), you each get $516, 528.
>
> Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home
> gets $1, 329,787
>
> Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.
>
> Washington, D.C. !!!...........................Are all your calculators
broken????
>
> Maybe everyone should just flood their houses, then we can all be on the
"big easy" street for the rest of our lives, and forget about working, and
paying taxes and all that useless stuff!

Now we all know that the government will be getting that money, none of the people involved, that would be the right thing to do and of course our government isn't about to do the right thing!!

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>

Thursday, April 06, 2006

True American

>
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to
be
> offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
>
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about
> seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
>
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas"
> instead of "Winter Festival."
>
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone
> prays.
>
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand
> over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
>
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Vietnam vets with
> great respect, and always have.
>
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an
> American flag.
>
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and
> you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
>
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and
> expect your kids to do the same.
>
> You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar
to
> a friend.
>
> If you read this post from me, it is because I believe that
you,
> like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same
> beliefs as those talked about in this post.
>
>
>
>
> God Bless the U S A !

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>
>

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Taxes-Just in time!!

I was going to do the product thing but got this and had to share!!!


Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.
Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And w hen he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX
Hey maybe you'll get a refund!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense (tax on the money)
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax


COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened?


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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Trying to find the good life?

Well here we go again!! I am never going to figure out this BLOG stuff. My daughter is the computer whiz, everytime I need something fixed, she fixes it!!
Now I would like to learn how to send my Blog to a million people so they can get in on the Good Life!! Well it is out there somewhere and I intend to find it!!
I am on the health kick and if you look at the products in my shopping site, Coral Calcium, Cellfood, Weight Loss, Silver Solution are but a few of the great ways to help you live a healthy and long life!! And just who wants to stay around for the next generation to run the world anyway?? Oh but that is a different blog!! So get in there and get started. I hope to be back tomorrow with news on each product--stay tuned!!!

Monday, April 03, 2006

Oops, where was I??

Not only does my mind wonder I forget sometimes that in order to have things move in this old world you have to participate!! I am trying to figure out how to work all the blogging now so bear with me!!
Have you got questions on Optimin Health?? With todays prescription skyrocketing out of site, I have decided to go with "El Natural" !!! Not me per say!! That would be too scary. But no more trips to the doctor, we are into healing ourselves. My new products are at Shopnutronix of course that will probally get me kicked out of here?? I just don't know what is ok anymore!! We can cuss and denounce God but we can't tell our friends about a wellness program?? Oh well if you have troubles, just email me!!!
I will start a detail of problems and solutions tomorrow!! I am back!!!